First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023

mentholy

when a ciggarete has a high menthol taste to it useally asociated with smokers

matt: this ciggrette has a strong menthol taste
jacob: thats because its extreamly mentholy

matt: oh cool

by redneckromeo March 19, 2013

manthroom

A glorified testosterone filled bathroom, designed specifically for the apartment setting where space is a premium, wives are less lenient, and all who enter can be free from emasculation.

This manthroom is a cornucopia of manliness whereby all who enter can be free from emasculation

"Nothing says "Class Act Manthroom" like storing trophies, magazines, Wildcat Flag, and laundry bags that my Queen would have thrown away years ago. This is the power my Manthroom bears: freedom from tyranny."

"In the Manthroom, if any person were to invade this space while shaving or taking care of business... I can immediately defend myself with an authentic Spartan spear, and promptly get back to business."

by Smeagol06 May 22, 2012

mantha

nick-name or shortened version of "samantha". Often thought to be created by the parents and extremely annoying when heard often.

hey, mantha! come eat your dinner!

by samisthebestdancerever June 2, 2007

Manthem

A song with inherant manliness and generally inspires a montage sequence.

When played in a group of bros all in attendance are, by man law, required to join in song.

Juan Carlos and I were at a kegger at my buddies and the classic manthem, "eye of the tiger" came on. Naturally, a montage of boxing, pushups and epic knockouts began playing in the sky.

Noticing that their was a lack of male unity, John Palminteri cranked up Mulan's famous manthem, "I'll make a man out of you" and instantly Chuck Norris sprung from the earth while chest hair simultaneously began growing unchecked.

by Honeycombover January 20, 2011

months behind

It describes a guild in world of warcraft thats means scrubs, and are spammers of all types. They like to ninja everything in every dungeon or raid and are a bunch of 12 year olds that have nothing better to do with there time but bug everyone in trade chat. If they had a gun made in world of warcraft that could shoot them all it would be good thing.

Months behind are a bunch of scrubs

by iamdeadmjg April 16, 2009

monch

Verb

To eat with extreme pleasure. Often occurs as a result of THC or Alcohol intoxication; the best cure for the munchies.

monch monching moncher
Middle English monchen.

Yo man after all that squeef (marijuana) I need to be straight monching, let's order some Chinese.

by A-More October 16, 2005