Mexican totem pole

when three or more people sit on each others laps and evacuate their bowels at the same time.

One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.

by Walmart Jesus September 6, 2015

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Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

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mexican dustbuster

When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.

Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.

by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016

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Mexidamage

Extreme to excessive amounts of damage that is dealt in a single attack or move. Used to define the amount of damage a character or class can deal with a single attack.

These DBZ characters are dealing such mexidamage, they're hit or miss.

by ShizuoHamada October 16, 2016

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mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.

Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.

by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016

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