The Big Lick

An abusive, cruel, inhumane equine activity where Tennessee Walking horses are forced to perform an unnatural gait. This gait is a walk with extremely exaggerated steps. The horse picks its hooves up very high each time it steps. This is achieved by applying up to five different chemicals to the fetlock area and distressing the skin, causing permanent damage. The trainer then ties cement shoes to the horse's hooves, weighing them down so that whenever the animal takes a step, it throws up its leg in pain. Bandages are applied over the chemicals to make sure they seep into the horse's skin. Huge chains are wrapped around the fetlocks. The poor horse goes through excruciating pain to entertain the masses. The damage done to their hooves makes it near impossible to stand up after lying down, which frustrates the unforgiving trainer, causing them to whip and beat the innocent, beautiful creature until it stands. Sometimes, the hooves affected by the weights and chemicals fall off of the leg. The Big Lick is a horrid, harsh thing that is illegal, yet still goes on.

Person 1: Are you planning to go see The Big Lick?
Person 2: Are you insane?! Of course not! That is a horrible equine activity. Not to mention, it's illegal!
Person 1: Oh goodness, I never realized what a devastatingly terrible thing The Big Lick is! I'll never go to it ever again!

by Crazy horse lady 23 June 17, 2013

lick around the brown hole

The act of thrusting ones tounge through anothers anus otherwise known as rimming

"That kid Scott Reid is so gay, he can just lick around the brown hole brother"

"See that girl with the nice ass, Id like to lick around her brown hole"

by RBBS August 11, 2006

lickathon

A long-lasting session of cunnilingus.

After Kasia got a Brazilian wax and modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...

by whimzzical August 19, 2008

Licked and Dicked

To get sucked and fucked in one session.

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!

by Jillina March 23, 2013

pepper licker

After eating spicy, hot food, such as a pepper or salsa, you give a male a blow job. During this, you gently lick the gooch (the area between the scrotum and asshole). His penis will feel a very hot, spicy sensation. He then proceeds to have sex with you and you feel it too.

"My vagina is burning from all that pepper licking last night!"

"She is the best pepper licker around."

by Widescreen Erick February 11, 2008

shoulder licker

A mentally retarded person

Those idiots are such shoulder lickers.

by zanovar May 20, 2008

Chode lick

Close friends, or homies.

Hunter is my main Chode Lick man

by PTruvs September 18, 2009