“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”
by NeyThee April 25, 2018
She did a Pisces moon landing on me in the shower the next morning.
I.e. an intentional moon landing, just add a fart.
I.e. an intentional moon landing, just add a fart.
by The Relatable couple October 04, 2023
Blitzø : We’re going to loo loo land!
Moxxie : Loo loo land?
Millie : Loo loo land!
Blitzø: LOO LOO LAND!
Moxxie : Loo loo land?
Millie : Loo loo land!
Blitzø: LOO LOO LAND!
by Djdjjdudushsusuuwwhhwjsjmwnwhs August 07, 2022
A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022
Man story book land is for pussies
by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017
A young Nigerian boy that goes by the name of Babatunde. He has also been in a few sidemen videos including a video where he outruns a cheetah with a full bowl of water. It’s honestly quite unbelievable.
Babatunde is the Fastest Land Mammal on the planet.
by purpie June 11, 2020