Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016

Swedish Logic

The ability of a self-appointed humanitarian superpower to harass and bully a law-abiding citizen till the point of absolute absurdity without admitting or seeing any contradiction or hypocrisy in it whatsoever. On the contrary the government will rather victimize itself, coming to consider the citizen being a bully, for protesting and not surrendering his constitutional and inherent rights, thus the government secretely order the judicial system to intensify the harassment of the citizen even further. This can only be achieved by also managing what is probably also one of the the biggest cover ups ever in a western world country, which in its turn would not be possible if a true free and from government independent media existed.

This person has now been bullying the governement for 7 years. We have already ruined his life completely for that, but what more Swedish Logic can we use to add to it? He hasn´t killed himself yet.

by o´brien January 21, 2017

FemiNazi Logic

Any opinion that a male says to a feminazi is not ok to the feminazi.

If a male is with the feminazis, he will be considered a wanker.
If a male is against the feminazis, he will be considered an oppressor.

Anything done by a man to a woman can be considered as sexual assault to feminazis. Most feminazis are lesbians and use shirts with the face of "El Che Guevara" (even when he was a homophobic).

Feminazis believe in a world with only womans, without even thinking that a world without mens would end in just some days,

Feminazi logic is like this.

Male: Womans shouldn't be able to be in a public beach topless.
Feminazi: Damn oppressor.
Male: I think it's okay for womans to be topless in public.
Feminazi: You must be a fucking rapist!

by Muxxer February 27, 2017

Ricky logic

A word used to describe ones stupidity behind an action.

What you did can only be described as Ricky logic.

by By a friend June 18, 2018

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Lang logic

No sense in the obvious.

Lang: how are you going to remove that bolt?
Dennis: I'm going to shoot it.
Lang: damn I didn't think about that.

Dennis whispers to Chris : lang logic

by Handler097 June 16, 2017

poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.

Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.

by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017