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sticky kite

When doing a girl in the "doggie style" position, you blow your load on the partners back then proceed to stick the bed sheets on their back. Giving them the representation of a kite, you then proceed to throw them across the room as you are flying a kite.
I got so wasted last night I gave the drunk bitch the sticky kite, I got it all on video!
by SmackYaModem July 3, 2014
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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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Butter-Knife

The action of using your dick to wipe your cum on a part of your partners body, in a similar fashion to how you spread butter with a knife.
Chad: Yo, my bitch loves when I butter-knife her ass after I pull out.

Brad: Yo, she a freak, man!
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Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.
John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.
by high6ix67 June 16, 2018
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Dirty Knife

A knife that is a murder weapon.
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bush knife

A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.
The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era
by the funny one October 21, 2018
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Bread Knife

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.
The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.
by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018
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