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Hello Kitty 


A mascot for desperate attention-seeking tards usually found on purses, necklaces, underwear and myspace pages


1. "I am a mindless idiot, and I am over the age of 5, and I love Hello Kitty. Please give me attention."

2. "OMG Hello Kitty is sooo cute, and I guess so am I"

3. If you enjoy hello kitty, and think it makes you cute, you are a reject
Hello Kitty by pooo cockie December 18, 2008

Boo Boo kitty fuck 

The name of a kick ass icecube bong. It was once used by the great cheech and chong and has its traces all the way back to one of our founding pot smoking fathers, George Washington. Some say this mighty bong was hit before the mighty odysseus had his trip. And trip he did for it was a worthy bong. (and they smoked some dank ass shit back then)
"Dude lets hit boo boo kitty fuck"

poison kitty 

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
poison kitty by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006

hello kitty chick 

Girls who have a baby face, who are short, and who like to stock up hello kitty dolls all over their bed.

Note: There is a distinct category of Asian girls who are diehard Hello Kitty fans ever since they are 5 yrs old.
1. Have you met any slutty Hello Kitty chicks lately?
2. This asshole loves to hang out with a shitload of Hello Kitty chicks all the time.

Rotten Kitty 

An old dead disgusting pussy that is way out of date
Damn nigga that shit i hit last night was Rotten Kitty
Rotten Kitty by Hangman June 30, 2004

fearl kitty 

A word to describe someone who is an internet forum tyrant/bully or a person who brings down the overall score a a forum or site.Someone who usually repells new users and most of the time is a mod.A feral kitty usually has no other life and their lifes ambition is to piss off people on the net and ban them for no apparent reson. The internet is the only place they can feel superior to anyone.In short a cock biting nooblet mod.
Fearl kitty:All users with the letter a as their first letter of their user names are hereby banned!
Alger:Damn!Figures this CockBite would do this kind of thing.
Harry Potter Geek:Remindes me of Umbridge!
fearl kitty by Sgt.Donut August 5, 2007