Jessica

Jessica someone who has crackhead energy. But she is always taken advantage of due to the fact that she has no spine .

Who’s that ?
“Oh just that bum Jessica”

by 2400lele October 19, 2020

Evil Jessica

Defeated, dishonoured, humiliated, exposed as a thieving cheating scumbag; rightful come-uppance

oh the judge says I've got to return the money I stole and pay costs, WHAT an Evil Jessica

by reneedanielle February 6, 2004

pulling a jessica

When you put on a movie wih bad taste ruining the mood i.e. dancing films, garbage low budget films

Thats one bad movie, they're pulling a jessica.

by jerry pes July 27, 2008

Jesiah

A person who is extremely gay.

Bro, that guy is such a Jesiah.

by Nonte November 15, 2021

Shinobi Jessica Ting

Ok, so once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when the law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving lik ethey all too good, there lived a pretty girl who was misled, by another little boy and this is waht he said, "me and you jess we gonna watch some movies and sneak out fast." they did the job, and fun came with ease! but they couldnt stop its like they had a disease, they watched antoehr and anotehr and another and another, tried to stay up till 5:30 and his father was bothered. ok so shit happend and at 6am, jessica was walking down the street. she was just walking by when she saw this guy who gave her an awkward eye. so she KILLED HIM. with her guns of steel, aka her nigger arms. so she was like, "YEAH, NIGGAH, WHASSUP?" and she went home. and she was like, hmm, now waht am i gonna do? so she decided to become a chuunin from konoha. so she went to the hidden leaf village and learned chidori from kakashi-senin himself. and she passed the exam and became a respected late night shinobi. The End.

girl, im in love with you
this ain't the honey moon
still in the infatuation phase
right in teh thick of love
we never get sick of love
it seems we learn something new everyday
i know i've misbehaved
and you've made your mistakes
but we both still got room left to grow
and though love sometimes hurts
i STILL put you first
and we'll make this thing work
but i think we shoudl take it SLOOOOWW
we're just OOOORDINARY PEOPLE
we dotn know which way to goooo
cuhz we're ORRRDINARY PEOPLE
maybe we should take it slooowww....

by Shinobi Harvey April 15, 2005

jessica simpson

A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!

She's a jessica simpson

by Kaleema February 28, 2005

Jessica

A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.

*Jessica collapses*
Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA!! JESSICA!!

by dietsierramist September 24, 2011