iron lawnmower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.

"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"

by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 2, 2013

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

iron skillet

Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet

I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.

by jchupp March 22, 2015

Iron Lord

The most fucking op characters in any gaming universe, they will literally fuck anyone and anything up so hard that there grandchildren will feel it.

Holy shit that has to be an iron lord

by BulletSponge November 6, 2016

Iron Wolf

when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac

after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night

by imthedentist February 19, 2017

iron dick

someone who's dick gets so hard it's like metal

Natalie: so did you give him a blowjob?

Ramona: Yeah it was great he had iron dick.

by asshat bridges May 28, 2017

Iron harvest

The female menstrual period.

I'd better stock up on iron rich foods, the iron harvest cometh and I am out of chocolate.

by Theyoyojo May 27, 2018