Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.

"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."

by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013

Salting her cod

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

by Deke freak June 14, 2018

Shredded' her Cabbage

Used as a connotation towards having sex with someone but in reality you did nothing.

"After the bar, I took Amanda home and Shredded' her Cabbage."

by Even Prime December 1, 2015

playing with her lightswitch

Clitoral masturbation.

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Her Brights Were On

When a Females Nipples Are Erect When She Walks Into A Room.

When she walked into the room she forgot "Her Brights Were On".

by Knee Paul April 5, 2011

lost her tits

To lose one’s mind over something simple.

She “lost her tits” over the gnat in the elevator.

by Blade 110 March 11, 2022

dirt in her kitchen

When your having anal sex and switch to vaginal without cleaning your cock off!

That filthy whore loves it when i get dirt in her kitchen, and help her make Hungarian hotdogs

by Darkstar013 August 21, 2016