night helmet

An attempted "night cap" which inadvertently turns into two or three drinks, thus becoming a "night helmet". Can also be attributed to a "night cap" drink served with a generous and sometimes unexpected alcoholic measure - i.e. in Spain or Italy.

"Steady on with the Jack Daniels Gueseppie, that's supposed to be a nightcap, not a night helmet".

by Mat Morris September 14, 2007

Helena Bonham Carter

A beautiful English actress who was born on May 26, 1966. She is best known for her Portrayal of Lucy Honeychurch in a Room with a View. She was a golden globe winner for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd where she played Mrs. Lovett. This is also starring Johnny Depp. She was in many other movies including, Novocaine, Conversations with Other Women, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, The Heart of Me, Till Human Voices Wake Us, Corpse Bride, Wallace and Grommit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sixty Six, and many more. She and Tim Burton, her partner for 6 years met on the set of Planet of the Apes, and they now have two children, Billy Ray, and Nell Burton. She has been in many of his movies since.

Helena Bonham Carter is extremely intense.
Helena Bonham Carter is an amazing actress.

"Beauty is always only an illusion."

by Jaydeeeeeee.!! January 15, 2009

Hellen-Keller

To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes.

I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.

by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 14, 2007

German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
<3

1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008

helmet

to give head to a man

she gave me helmet on the first day she knew how to blow instruments in a good way

by Niceemcee January 19, 2004

Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008