Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

having trouble finding nemo

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004

Don't have a cow man

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases

"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

i have 17 children

i have SEVENTEEN CHILDREN

"YES, i have 17 children"

by ive been busy May 2, 2018

I have a wet dream

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,

I have a wet dream: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

by ever Be Sure January 23, 2013