half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

by BlockX October 8, 2004

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

Half Retarded

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.

"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"

by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half Cast

1. How not to spell 'Half Caste'

2. Has nothing to do with poety. It derives from the indian caste system

Half Cast is an example of really bad spelling

by anonnonononononon September 10, 2006

half-woke

When you somebody wakes you up and you know you ain't had enough sleep yet cause everything is all blurry and stuff doesn't make sense yet.

I wuz sleepin on the train and some bitch bumped into me and when she said sorry i ain't understand her cause i wuz half-woke.

by DarkNova December 8, 2001

half hung

a penis smaller than average.

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

by themacal December 3, 2006

half-piped

while taking a shit, the turd curves up and collides with the nut sack!

Adam R was taking a shit and got half-piped!

by Zach Laflair March 19, 2008