gorilla comments

To comment on facebook then after people have had time to read/respond delete it.

1) dude where did his comment go?
2) i think it was just some gorilla comments

by YOBYEH October 2, 2011

gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.

a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012

Gorilla Bust

A very large ejaculation

When i was at home last night masturbating i made a huge gorilla bust.

by Da Real November 12, 2011

gorilla whip

taking your cock and slaping her in the face with it also the clit is another favorite

my girl nutted so hard after i knocked the bottom loose i gorilla whipped her in to submission

by dinodaboss October 15, 2012

gorilla dentures

when the overgrown pubic bush of your partner becomes entangled in ones teeth and or more commonly "braces"

man 1. EWW you made out with colleen ??
man 2. yea i dont think shes that bad?
man 1. bro i gave that bitch gorilla dentures last week how do my pubes taste?

by dylan dostie July 24, 2012

gorillamutha

One bad mofo all the way around. Good with the ladies, good at everything. Rumor has it that he's hung so low, he can't swing from trees anymore, but is restricted to ground movements only. So rather than sneak monkey rape attacks, a gorillamutha straight out pounds his victims into mincemeat pie.

Don't cross a gorillamutha, if you piss him off, they'll not only fling poo at you, they'll rip you're head off and shit down your throat.

'Hey, did you see how that cat just pulled that shit off on that dumbass, he's one bad ass gorillamutha.'

'That dude just fucked her till she was cross-eyed, that's is straight out batshit crazy gorillamutha action there.'

by gorillamutha August 15, 2012