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Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.
by Striped Banana October 6, 2017
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019
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goose

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.
"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.
by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004
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goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.
The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.
by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019
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Dog Goose

Goose is corbins dog, goose is a black lab and the best dog you can ever ask for.
by The idot September 12, 2020
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rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can
That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!
by Candyman Can June 22, 2018
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