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goon

fehay say goon
fehay: goon
by alejbur February 28, 2021
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goon god

by ikk0 May 10, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024
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gooned

yo bro i gooned yesterday
by anonymous October 5, 2023
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
by willowisps September 20, 2023
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goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner
by antoano:3 August 23, 2025
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