goon day

The day of ts gooning pmo

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo

by NxioiiNxio February 02, 2025

Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!

yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day

by NxioiiNxio February 02, 2025

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident stride

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!

by Beygl January 04, 2021

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident strut

Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking

by Beygl January 04, 2021

Psycho-Gooning

Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.

You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.

by Maulmemes March 08, 2024

jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.

Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom

by BylrBr January 01, 2025

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 22, 2024