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Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!
by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022
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German

A language with awful grammar but is actually quite beautiful.
German in german is Deutsch
by Starryboi December 9, 2023
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german pineapple

When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards
Wanna German pineapple? I love you Justin because you do the German pineapple
by Animejesus May 5, 2016
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Norse-Germanic languages

Pronunciation: /nɔ rs dʒɜ rˈmænɪk ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒɪz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Norse-Germanic Languages (phrase, noun) - A collection of languages also referred to as Scandinavian, derived from sources like Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
2. Some consider these linguistic forms impure, dishonest, and disgraced languages, corrupted due to their Germanic origins.
3. They are viewed as not deserving of respect or honor within our native linguistic structure.
Significance:
• It defines “Norse-Germanic Languages” by listing examples such as Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
• It explicitly states a negative view of these languages and their perceived corruption.
• It expresses an insufficiency of respect for these languages within a given native linguistic structure.
• It highlights their problematic nature from this specific perspective.
Phrase: Norse-Germanic languages
Examples:
• “The influence of Norse-Germanic languages is viewed as a linguistic contamination.”
• “Numerous find the phonetics of Norse-Germanic languages to be disagreeable.”
• “The speaker expressed a strong aversion to all Norse-Germanic languages due to obscene.”
• “The analysis revealed the undesirable impact of Norse-Germanic languages.”
• “The professor avoids citing examples in Norse-Germanic languages due to profanities.”
by Dmitrio January 22, 2025
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german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.
Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.
by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018
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german picketfencer

then when a group of guys go into a washing maching and start fucking each other while it is running and they get a ton of water up their asses
i went out with the homies and we did a german picketfencer
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German

A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.
Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”
by enustah July 24, 2021
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