german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff

example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein

by ali._ January 19, 2025

German spark plug

The act of pulling your penis out of a girls butthole while she farts out your sperm

“Yea I just gave Linda German spark plug

by Kyle hutch July 9, 2025

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

German aquarium

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.

German aquariums….so hot right now.

by SmugFrog December 17, 2022

German Cocaine

Sugar

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020

german climax

When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency

“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”

“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”

by pyssboi May 21, 2021

German boxer

A sexual method when the woman gets on her knees and the man stands with his legs apart. And she jerks him with one hand while giving him head and using her other hand tap his balls sack lightly, to stimulate the his balls.

You ever had a german boxer

by ShinMarvel April 18, 2023