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diaper fudge

Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.
1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.

2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!
by BrianSD March 3, 2008
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CANNON FUDGER

When a man backs onto another mans Penis with a soiled Anus.

Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

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You totally just fudged my cannon
Dude, fuck off you cannon Fudger .

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You totally just fudged my cannon
by Geoff Widow June 15, 2018
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fudu 101

Not actually an english word, its actually a take on the punjabi term for douchebag, fudu. fudu 101 is something that you would call someone when they do something that makes them look like an outstanding example of a fudu, like when someone says awkward shit or does something stupid
shieeet mikey over here, fudu 101
by ADipper May 1, 2010
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cape cod fudge shop

A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.
Erin is such a cum dump. I can't believe she let Jeff turn her into a cape cod fudge shop.
by Tim Granger-Johnson July 1, 2008
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Fudge-sicle

When a male inserts his cock into the ass of another person when pulling it out has shit particles on it then inserts it into the same person's mouth
Jon Paul: Man that girl last night was a freak.

Nick: How freaky you talking?
Jon Paul: She wanted a fudge-sicle.

Nick: I hope u gave it to her.

Jon Paul: Hell Yea I did!!!
by Killaclown March 11, 2010
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Hot Fudge Monday

When a guy takes a shit inside a girls vag and then cums on top of it to simulate whipped cream, can also be accompanied by genital mutilation so that the blood simulates cherries.
Marie Hoeft loves getting a hot pile of shit in her vag and also enjoys having a knife slashed through her folds causing her to bleed all over it, the crazy bitch calls it a Hot Fudge Monday.
by SomeOddCod January 23, 2010
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