False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....

I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.

by TrueDef. February 8, 2019

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Temporary Friend

A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.

" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"

by CorruptDino February 24, 2018

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slush friend

A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.

Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.

Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying

by Slushfriend June 5, 2016

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friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

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Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

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Facebook "Friend"

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011

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