Flowel

A flag used as a towel.

Terry didn't do his laundry, so he had to use a flowel to dry off with.

by Justin Burchette June 17, 2008

Floner

A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.

Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.

by IseWise March 27, 2013

Jazzmin N. Folwer

JAZZMIN N. FOWLER

Jazzmin N. Folwer is a big ass hoe all over school

by REALONE59 April 22, 2019

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

Louisiana Flowers

Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.

Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.

by Timothy Ragan March 10, 2008

Floser

F*cking Loser

That guy that just called me a B*tch is such a Fluser.

by Hannah W-G May 22, 2003

flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006