fart nigga

A person who does some dumb as shit and they do it unironaclly, no one understands this person basically braindead.

1) look it’s (insert name here) the fart nigga.
2) oh shit what he do this time?
1) Just some braindead as shit as usual

fart nigga by Zavlzt February 28, 2018

Fart Lettuce 

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

Fart Lettuce by mekazoid April 3, 2011

fart in that mouth 

A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.

Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2

fart in that mouth by misfit minority December 19, 2014

fart sniper 

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

fart sniper by SeanG April 11, 2007

fart button 

1. The Fart Button, an internet advert that tricks you because all humans have an uncanny sense of humour towards flatulence. You click on it, giggle, then get a stupid pop up asking you to install blah blah blah.

2. The spot on everyone which makes them fart.

1. The Fart Button, Limited Gold Edition. Press it. you know you want to.

2. The other day, It was well embarassing, Jimmy was tickling me and he poked my fart button...

fart button by joe-heth October 11, 2007

Fart and Smile 

Slang name for Smart and Final. And a funny thing to do!

I went to Fart and Smile and bought 100 pounds of beans.

Fart and Smile by onewomansslave June 30, 2009

fart bag 

Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.

Oh Man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.

fart bag by burtsturd May 23, 2006