Drug Fairy

A character used by police to sarcastically explain where the perpetrator’s drugs originated when the latter denies knowing of said existence.

Tyrone: I swear that ain’t my crack.
Sgt. Peters: Oh of course! The drug fairy placed it there, I believe you.

by Rice_Cracker May 8, 2018

Dairy Fairy

A young gay man involved with dairy promotion, usually the cohort of a dairy princess, state or county level. He helps her with her tiara and hands out the cheese while listening to Elton John and Cher.

Who's that well dressed guy giving out cheese with the dairy princess??

Oh, that's her Dairy Fairy.

by dirtycommiepinko December 13, 2009

fairy tail

A gay man fairy with a very long dildo up his ass the dildo resembles his tail.

1. Look at that fairy with a dildo up his ass. Looks like he was born with a tail.

2. Thats not a tail its just a fairy tail.

by MyfriendsArefairytails January 24, 2010

fairytok

A genre of little children pretending to fly and shit they have gems and bracelets. Really can say how since it's dumb

Me: Hey what's fairytok
Him: Children flying and shit

by Imthehamman May 26, 2023

fairy

A term used for fucking stupid ass pussy skiiers.

That skiier is such a fucking fairy.

by Babi February 17, 2004

fairy blunt

Male sexual organ; penis.

Vicar McSwain enjoys smoking an occasional fairy blunt in the rectory parlor.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

Fairy

Short for retardofairy.
Used when someone says something idiotic or silly. Often used when someone doesn't understand a "That's what she said" joke.
Normally used with affection.

A: That's really big!
B: That's what she said.
A: Huh?
B: You're such a fairy.

by Coolio Georgy December 5, 2009