Farmerville Louisiana

Home of the “Rent Collector” Aka “Daddy Don”. More opossums n coons than people. It’s Basically southern Arkansas.

Early cousin fuckers that were deported from Arkansas founded Farmerville Louisiana

by Tboutz October 4, 2020

Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

baby-farmer

a whore, any of many prominiscuous women.
or
a woman with many children.

Wow! that girl is such a baby-farmer!

Angelina Jolie is a baby-farmer

by shayna burns March 21, 2008

Sleep Farming

(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.

OR

(2) A farmville-induced coma.

(1) Example:

Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!

(2) Example:

Phone rings.

Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.

Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)

Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?

Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma

Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.

by [farmville freak] July 5, 2010

meme farming

(verb) The act of searching the internet for clever or informative memes.

I find these funny memes by just meme farming.

by Slackisgabe May 10, 2016

taissa farmiga sexual

you are simply attracted to taissa and can’t get enough of how stunning she is.

S: hey how are you?

Y: I’m good!!
S: any new thoughts?
Y: I think I’m taissa farmiga sexual.

by Taissafarmigasbabe March 13, 2021

Oyster farming

The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.

The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.

Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.

“Get your finger out and stop oyster farming”, “I just went oyster farming” “stop oyster faming”

by Palegnip July 1, 2022