good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

Fairfaxed

The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.

1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A."

2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"

by jordotech March 22, 2008

Fairyhopper

A put-down for a boy who is less "boyish" than his companions would like. A boy who does not do "boyish" things like play sports, play with bugs or the like. Has nothing to do with gay or homosexual. 1950's slang; ages 8 to 15 and adults from that timeframe. "little fairyhopper" and "great big fairyhopper" both mean the same. Fairy + grasshopper.

"Oh look at Jimmy. He doesn't wanna go play by the tracks: Wassametter; Mommy won't let you go? Wotta little fairyhopper!" "C'mon Bobby, don't be a great big fairyhopper!"

by space_paatroller April 1, 2009

fairy hawk

the act of gayly jumping into someone arms, spread eagle in the form of a hawk

He was so excited that he fairy hawked his buddy

by difjasm February 16, 2010

fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind

stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

Lighter Fairy

The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual

Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters

by lundensgate January 15, 2010

pube fairy

The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.

I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.

by badoig April 1, 2008