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Fatherless Child

Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...

... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!
by Nemortul November 13, 2019
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Father figure

Litty titty
YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE
‘K I n k a y y y’
by UrMommaBigEwIe November 24, 2018
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Irish father

To leave unannounced and without saying goodbye.
Yo, where did Jack go last night? He totally Irish fathered.
by Room Jew19 March 6, 2011
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Fattered

Fattered referes to someone overweight who has tired themselves out
Overweight person speaking to someone after exercising " that was a hard session I'm absolutely fattered"
by Bigbaw5 June 26, 2021
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Fattered

I’m absolutely fattered
by Mimi Lou December 20, 2021
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Fatterance

Fatterance is a word combining Fat and Reassurance. Used to describe someone who rightly reassured themselves that being fat is fine. And that it doesn't take away from their title of a human being. Someone who is unashamed of being fat.
My husband's Fatterance precedes that of many other men his age, and I believe he's also one of the popular ones in his friend group.
by JohnOfTheRealms May 14, 2024
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McFatty Fatterson

Another word for your fat ass cat. Or really anything else.
Cat: Meow
Mary: Good morning McFatty Fatterson
Cat: Meow
by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020
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