The Fake-Out 

When you are having sex, and you pull out just before you cum and tell your partner you'll be finishing in their mouth...at the last second tilt your cock upward and bust one in her eye while screaming FAKE OUT!

The Fake-Out, according to urbandictionary.com apparently has to be used in a sentence.

"I was fucking my girlfriend last night and i totally pulled the fake out...we haven't spoken since."

The Fake-Out by IRA PKP January 19, 2006

shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

an incident witch expleeld to a point and completely got worse and came back to damage the person or persons in the future

when an argumet happened after and incident and the argument came back to haunt the people meaning the shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces

shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces by leighann June 27, 2006

Fages 

Mix of the words 'Fucking' and 'Ages'. Used to denote a long period of time.

There was so much traffic! It took me fages to get home.

Fages by Crutchez! December 20, 2010

Fake Blonde Complex 

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

Fake Blonde Complex by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

fake-ass-bitch 

some one who thinks that they are the shit, and can do whatever they want and thinks that everyone likes them. even though no one does.

this person will claim to do things, and never do.

person1:"man, that martin king kid is a fake-ass-bitch."

person2: "yeah, i heard someone hit a whole in his window, and then he was acting like every drug dealer in the area was gona do sometihng about it."

person1:"hahah nope. he wont do shit."

person2:"your right..he is a fake-ass-bitch"

person1:"yep."

fake-ass-bitch by tstar* August 3, 2006

play action fake 

You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.

Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"

play action fake by Dan Jakubek May 1, 2004

fake pearls 

Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.

Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.

fake pearls by xxxcore April 24, 2006