Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

Facebook Magician by xbox crew August 1, 2011

facebook comsent 

A facebook comment on an album requesting the removal of an unflattering picture. As a result of this comment, the embarassing picture is sent to the news feed, bringing much more attention to the picture than if it were to be left un-commented.

facebooker1: like omg tiffany.. remove this pic asap! ewww i have like 5 chins!!
facebooker2: lol no you look way cute!!

facebooker3: dude mike come check out this nasty pic of trisha on my news feed!
facebooker4: dude haha she has like 5 chins! bet she wishes she didnt post that facebook comsent.

facebook comsent by rieyin March 23, 2010

Facebook Denial Period 

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.

"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"

Facebook Denial Period by Edinburghssuiteheart August 19, 2009

facebook status 

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

facebook status by newsvava February 10, 2009

facebook activist 

Self Righteous individual that thinks forwarding Facebook pics with captions constitutes a real effort to assist their chosen cause(s).

Your cousin, the Vegan, is a retard. He thinks he is changing people's minds when he forwards those animal pics, but he's really just a facebook activist. Please pass me some more delicious bacon.

facebook activist by activista November 25, 2013

Facebook orgasm 

noun: when something extraordinary happens, and everyone gets on facebook and makes their status something involving the event

There was a Facebook orgasm when Hunter Lawrence kicked the field goal with 1 second left in the game to make Texas win, and everyone made their status "TEXAS WINS!"

Facebook orgasm by bubba127aggies December 5, 2009

facebook stalking 

Creeping on someone's facebook profile. Usually someone that you never speak to, only hear about and see in the hallways. Facebook stalking usually requires having set rounds, or in other words certain profiles that you like to visit each day. You read everything on the new's feed avidly. If someone's status is dramatic, you quickly click over to their page to see if you can find the cause. Changed relationship statuses bring you joy. Somehow a quick trip onto facebook turns into a three hour stalk fest of people that you only distantly know.

Hey, did you do your homework last night?
No, I was too busy facebook stalking.

facebook stalking by Steven Waterdog the Third March 22, 2010