3 definitions by activista
Self Righteous individual that thinks forwarding Facebook pics with captions constitutes a real effort to assist their chosen cause(s).
Your cousin, the Vegan, is a retard. He thinks he is changing people's minds when he forwards those animal pics, but he's really just a facebook activist. Please pass me some more delicious bacon.
by activista November 25, 2013
Condition when a person begins to, uncharacteristically, use the word "bitch" as punctuation.
An unexpected loss of composure, by a normally calm and collected individual.
Possibly a result of the TV Series "Breaking Bad" in which a main character often added the word "bitch" to the end of statements and questions.
An unexpected loss of composure, by a normally calm and collected individual.
Possibly a result of the TV Series "Breaking Bad" in which a main character often added the word "bitch" to the end of statements and questions.
Vic (yelling at his computer), "How about I get a ball peen hamer to fix your error, Bitch!"
Cory, "Stay away from Vic the work leader for a while, Ziv, he's "breaking bitch".
Ziv, "Yeah, man, my questions can wait".
Cory, "Stay away from Vic the work leader for a while, Ziv, he's "breaking bitch".
Ziv, "Yeah, man, my questions can wait".
by activista November 25, 2013
A beard worn by a hipster that is NOT an Ironic beard (i.e. very long or very bushy).
A beard, typically in the 3/4" to 2" long range, that is not an ironic beard, but is worn by a man that is neither "outdoorsy" nor particularly a "manly" man.
A beard worn to disguise the overly sensitive nature of the wearer, typically in his early 20's, when in the presence of traditionally masculine men.
A beard worn by a homosexual in an attempt to appear heterosexual due to a working situation that puts him in close proximity to other men in an overwhelming hetereosexual environment.
A beard, typically in the 3/4" to 2" long range, that is not an ironic beard, but is worn by a man that is neither "outdoorsy" nor particularly a "manly" man.
A beard worn to disguise the overly sensitive nature of the wearer, typically in his early 20's, when in the presence of traditionally masculine men.
A beard worn by a homosexual in an attempt to appear heterosexual due to a working situation that puts him in close proximity to other men in an overwhelming hetereosexual environment.
Samuel was really upset that his friends had better long beards and handlebar mustaches than he did. As a minor protest, he decided to trim his at 2 inches, thereby remaining both impractical for his fast food service job and just slightly hipster cool at the same time. This was the birth of the effeminate beard.
Brad was crying in the men's locker room last week and some guys made fun of him. Now he is growing an effeminate beard and hoping they won't notice him so much.
Brad was crying in the men's locker room last week and some guys made fun of him. Now he is growing an effeminate beard and hoping they won't notice him so much.
by activista December 4, 2013