When you try so hard but you can't exactly say that word properly so you end up blurting out nonsense
by Stupidity is my middle name October 7, 2022
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Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
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Person 2: wtf did you just type
Person 1: engrish
Person 2: wtf did you just type
Person 1: engrish
by i ate grass when i was 7 November 13, 2022
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The act of a female performing self pleasure with the assistance of a second party physically manipulating the fingers, hand, or forearm of the female.
She was feeling tired last night when it was time for some serious masturbation but I was able to assist with an English boxwood.
by croppppppppppppppp December 9, 2022
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