thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.

Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap

by Megalumps December 5, 2017

english-teachered

The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.

Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...

by A student 2410 March 2, 2017

English Bicycle

A deviant sexual act involving two males and one female. One male inserts his member into the female's oral cavity, while the other male takes her up the poop. The female simultaneously rotates her arms and legs vigorously in a futile attempt to pedal away.

"Yo bro, let's see if Savannah (or any female name) will let us give her the old English Bicycle."

or

"Me and Peter (or any male name) just English Bicycled the tits off that Mexican chick."

by StephenGlandsberg69 April 21, 2009

engish

A common spelling mistake of "English"

Foreigner: Hey man, um sorry for my engish I'm not a native speaker
American: O it ok dood lol ur eng is fine lol but u miss speelt english lol

by The Guy That Knows Everything May 27, 2014

minor bun engine

A popular engine, used most commonly in a Geo Metro.

I'm having major problems with my minor bun engine in my Geo Metro.

by ntyravgjo August 25, 2010

English Teacher

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022

English Cookie

Someone you think is hot who is English ... they have to be English or else it will not work.

Phwoar, (s)he's an english cookie!!

by KayJ May 19, 2008