Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

dude

To those you use it all the time, it is a word for all occasions.
- the universal pronoun.
- the end to all sentences.
- a word that describes anything
- a name for everyone you know... and those you don't know.

To those who know its true hidden meaning, it is used to describe the few and the proud of the male gender who aren't like your typical guy. Strong, sensitive, fun-loving, whatever a girl is looking for, without the usual ass-holeness. In short, one in a million, the pinicale of perfection... gay/bi/or straight.

antonym: guy, jerk, player, typical guy

synonyms: nice guy, white knight

see also: white knight syndrome

- That dude just hit my car
- So I ran past the truck and... dude.
- Man, that's so... dude!
- Hey, Dude, pass me a cold one!

- "You're not just a guy, you're a dude.

by Andrew Radak October 9, 2005

dude food

semen

I totally fed her my dude food last night

by Mr. Tibet September 20, 2009

dude ranch

a)When you hit up a house party and all the people there are dues. No chicks present.

b)GTs In London

How was that party on friday? That shit was a damn Dude Ranch

by Funk April 25, 2003

"Dude" Guy

That twenty-something homo that used to do the Dell commercials, but got arrested for marijuana possesion. Ha ha!

"Dude, you're getting a misdemeanor!"

by Anonamouse May 8, 2003

dude

another word for a guy who you don't know

Dude! Come help us with this mulch.

by Mulch April 14, 2006

Suh dude

What fuckboys say to greet other sentient critters.

E.g.
Fuckboy 1 walks past a Venus fly trap
F1: Suh dude
Vft: yo

by Mark Ockersbig August 1, 2016