osmosis drunk 

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.

"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."

osmosis drunk by bassslides February 11, 2014

Lucy-drunk 

A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:

- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone

This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.

"Oh hey, you out tonight?"

"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"

"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"

"Lucy-drunk!"

"Oh wow, be careful!"

Lucy-drunk by SpeakTheTruth123 March 16, 2014

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

shampoo drunk by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.

Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.

Conspiracy Drunk by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019

money drunk 

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.

My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!

money drunk by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020

hit that like a drunk driver 

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick

damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

hit that like a drunk driver by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011