Donald J. Trump

A man who should not be president.

Donald j. trump is orange.

by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Ugly cunt with shit hair who needs to be thrown in prison.

Donald j. trump. Ew.

by twitchcool69 June 18, 2020

The Numerology of Donald Trump

When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.

Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.

by MathPlus February 18, 2019

Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Donald J. Trump

An orange, racist man that the racist and stupid half of America decided to vote to elect as President of the United States.

Canadians: "Who the fuck elects an orange President, eh?"
Americans: "Half of our dumbass country."
Canadians: "Come over to Canada. You can have free maple syrup and go dog sledding without Donald J. Trump here."

by twitchcool69 June 21, 2020

donald

a crazy hairstyle , a person that crys all the time, a guy that is wierd , that pokes you everywhere and a guy that that weres small small small shorts up to the butt

girl 1 ; hey i got a boyfriend named donald

girl2 you should dump him his not the right guy for you

ok plus i just meeted him

by mary123456789tormey September 3, 2012

Donald

A insensitive, delusional, creepy, sex deprived, ugly bald rat looking freak of nature. The kind of guy that, even though is married, will grab the ass of a girl young enough to be his daughter, try to get her to sleep with him, excuse being his wife is"disabled" all the while claiming that he loves his wife and bitches about how disrespectful people are. If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. The kind of guy you want to dress in full KKK robes, including hood, and send to Ferguson. This is the kind of "man" that you want to take out to the desert, beat him with a 2x4 full of rusty nails and leave for the coyotes except you wouldn't want to kill the coyotes with his putrid disease infested flesh

Guy : You make my dick jump, you give me a hard on
Girl: STFU don't be such a Donald

by pfuzzy13 February 3, 2015