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fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021
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Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011
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Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
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one way dildo

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.
by Jeffrey fuckerson November 4, 2022
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Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.
-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.
by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 24, 2020
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022
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