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phillips screw driver

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."
by Westex November 17, 2006
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drive-by

When a person farts while walking by or standing near someone else and immediately vacates the airspace allowing the stench to engulf the victim.
Today I was the victim of the nastiest smelling drive-by.
by weathergirl October 17, 2010
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Drive-by Journalism

The art of writing a story that, under certain circumstances, can lead to the subject losing their credibility, their reputation, or their job. Then the writer of the story sitting back and laughing. Source: Rush Limbaugh.
The New York Times demonstrated a Drive-by Journalism tactic by printing a story about a presidential candidate's "alleged" affair more than a decade ago.
by Dan Richards February 23, 2008
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Illinois Drivers

Illinois Drivers are the principal source of all revenue generated by the Wisconsin State Patrol. They are generally jackasses who don't give a damn about children/bovine crossing the street. Tend to invade Wisconsin's smaller cities during their "wilderness expeditions." Generally hated by everyone.
Eh, Trooper Joe, whojasay just cut us off?" "Oh, it looks like some Illinois Drivers, dontchaknow. Let's ticket that sumvabitch's ass!
by Trooper Joe July 2, 2010
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drive the boat

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat
by Yuji March 18, 2019
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pile driver

A sexual position where someone lies with their ass face up in the air then someone else fucks their ass or cunt downward in a pile driving motion
I pile drove your mom til she passed out!!
by Big Jon July 8, 2005
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