Covid-🧛 ♂️

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?
While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
by Covido November 21, 2020
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Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022
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COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID
Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.
by Slamb Doctor November 19, 2020
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Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants
“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis
by Sanjopla September 25, 2020
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Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.
In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.
by Covido December 24, 2020
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covid-19life

it is a very bad life in which covid-19 affects your whole damn life it does not care about summer or even value of someone it is just the way covid-19life is ☹️
someone in complete paradise: ha! you live in covid-19life
by internetbrowserandanimalfreak December 14, 2020
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Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.
I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ
by Watacanga May 16, 2025
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