Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

Waiting for Santa to come by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

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uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

uncle jack hasn't come by today by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

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comedy • comeback • come • come-up • comedian • Comet • comedy central • comedical • come mierda • come correct

my girly ain't come

her period didn't come

Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant

my girly ain't come by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022

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why do the moths come out

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW

Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...

why do the moths come out by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022