colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?

by msailor148 September 9, 2023

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Collins

*carried by Irish genes* so says the WHO (World Health Organization).

Primary data: Google.com

Valasi-Joe Collins: I heard that Collins' first language is English
Joseph Junior Collins: I heard that Josephine is for freaks, *laugh*
Valasi-Joe Collins: *negative* / Negatory!

by brown7doll_swag December 21, 2023

Collin

When your wife, girlfriend, or significant other is sleeping in the middle of the night, and you jerk off until you cum on their face.

That mother fucker Collined me last night.
Oh yeah buddy, totally pulled a Collin on her.

by Malvicious January 7, 2024

Collin Vang

Collin Vang is Mr. Take your girl. He is very caring, loving, honest, loyal, nice, cute and awesome. He love basketball and Fortnite.

Person 1: Do you know Collin Vang?

Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: He’s a very cool person

by TrulyJason764 November 21, 2023

collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.

Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.

by batterology July 18, 2024

Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024