Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010
Get the chuck norris failmug. An old saying. It's simply fuck you charley used as a play on words. Goes back to at least the 50's.
Used good naturedly..usually!
Used good naturedly..usually!
by phatdave March 22, 2009
Get the chuck you farleymug. 1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.
2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.
3. Comic relief.
2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.
3. Comic relief.
1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."
2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."
"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"
3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."
2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."
"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"
3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."
by OverC July 2, 2005
Get the Robotic Chuck Norrismug. 1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.
2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock
2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock
by ChuckNorrisCOCK May 20, 2010
Get the Chuck norris cockmug. by Chuck Norris is God May 18, 2007
Get the chuck norrismug. Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.
Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!
by RPangle January 6, 2009
Get the Chuck Norris Shotmug. by Cindy May 15, 2003
Get the stuck like chuckmug.