When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.
Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.
by The chode scientist January 8, 2009
Get the Chode Spasmsmug. 
by Jance McBrittle October 4, 2008
Get the chode chugglermug. Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011
Get the Master Chodemug. by MorgueAnn February 19, 2007
Get the chode-goblinmug. 
When someone has abnormal thumbs (like me!!).
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
by Brissny April 2, 2009
Get the chode thumbsmug.