Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009

chode

A mini beer. small bottle.

the mini heinikens

by Bob October 7, 2003

chode-goblin

An insult refering to someone who is short and ugly and perhaps smelly and/or annoying.

Ugh Mikey is such a chode-goblin.

Stop stalking me, you chode-goblin.

by MorgueAnn February 19, 2007

chode chuggler

one who chugs on chodes; a douchebag, cock sucker, queer, faggot

Man, Dave's the biggest douchebag I know! He's such a chode chuggler.

by Jance McBrittle October 4, 2008

Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011

chode muncher

someone who munches on chodes

u dirty little chode muncher

by jason April 12, 2004

chode thumbs

When someone has abnormal thumbs (like me!!).
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.

OMG she has chode thumbs!

by Brissny April 2, 2009