chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Chairlatan Healer

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.

Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.

by IAIN_D September 6, 2018

Chairhanger

When someone places multiple pieces of clothing on top of their chair, because they dont have anywhere else to leave it.

Yoo wtf. Why are you placing ALL of your clothes on your chair? Are you a chairhanger?xd

by North Beatz September 18, 2018

Chafranoss

The Chafranoss

(Prounounced with guttural sound of the letter J in spanish or the combine CH in German for an example)

The term refers to a persoh named E.L who's very but very very very Mind digger .

He's the human verion of the mountain drilling vehicle

!OH NO HERE COMES THE CHAFRANOSS PUT HELMETES ALL OF YOU

by Farschtink November 12, 2018

chair

something you use to rest your butt

i love sitting in chairs

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018