Knee Cracker 

The cracker behind your knee.

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.

Knee Cracker by avacado113 July 6, 2016

nigger cracker

a black person who's personality is white, dresses white, eats, drinks, and talks white.

"Jesus fucking Christ Gerald look at Malik."
"Typical Nigger Cracker"

*Malik is wearing holister skinny jeans and a holister jacket like a white boi*
*malik also has starbucks iced coffe*

*also tried to date that white chick but got friendzoned.*

nigger cracker by butstilltho October 29, 2017

avocado cracker vagina 

the opposite of guacamole nigga penis

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina

avocado cracker vagina by weenie suck February 22, 2019

BooHoo Cracker

It’s an insult towards white people and how they’re as white as a cracker and is said after losing a game

Dream: “ you lose fair and square, BooHoo Cracker.”

BooHoo Cracker by Minecraft Vance June 30, 2021

Hobo cracker 

A man who is homeless who smokes crack with his panhandling mohey . He is funny but loud enough to be noticed by the crowd at large when he panhandles like a pro…

Bro did you see that hobo cracker pan handling around the wag ?

That hobo cracker better not be had stepping when he scores for us tonight !!!

Hobo cracker by Heyoka October 29, 2023

Christ on a Cracker 

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

Christ on a Cracker by michellezilla August 17, 2020

crap on a cracker 

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

crap on a cracker by RandyBaby June 27, 2008