calisthenics

Systematic exercises usually performed without exercise equipment. It's like what Richard Simmons does.
Most people think that you have to reach a certain level of coolness in order to perform calisthenics, but they're really just for anybody.

Boy, am I fat! I need to lose weight the groovy-man way! Turn up the music, because it's time for some CALISTHENICS.
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On the CD 'Blazing Arrow', Blackalicious takes you through a healthy regimen (a.k.a. systematic plan) of Chemical Calisthenics.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Call my Uncle

Taking a Shit.

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

by callmyuncle October 23, 2009

Callaway Cum

You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.

I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.

by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

Call Assist

Buch of underage workers grinding for sesh money.

Awee man; I gotta go call assist to afford that gram

by fdsBihtobz October 23, 2018

Pocket Call

When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.

I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!

by Mike Hind November 3, 2008

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010