button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.

When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.

by SuperXY January 1, 2014

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button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

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Button Button

a game where you pass out soda and a certain number has a tablet of LSD in it. good luck finding the button.

Button Button is funny

Tom: congrats kyle, you found the button.

Kyle: OHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS???!!!!

by Kyle's Best Friend Tom April 25, 2014

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A Thing That You Push

Big Red Button "PUSH ME NOW TO WIN"
Dumby "Ok"
Smarty "No Way, Sucka"

by Nutin' March 7, 2016

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Burson

A town in California so small that one of the few shirts ever made with "Burson" on it actually says, and I quote, "Where's that?"

Amazing Mexican restaurant, by the way.

I'm from Burson.
Where's that?
Just outside of Valley Springs.
Never heard of it...
*sigh* Mark Twain's "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County"?
Oh, yeah, I've heard of that. Even been to the Frog Jump in Angels Camp once.
You probably blinked as you drove by.
Ah...

by Hoplite308 September 14, 2016

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