When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
by Chezwegs May 28, 2019
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by Missourie April 21, 2019
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by DonnaMR October 23, 2019
Get the boarder mug.Another name for a soccer ball. Kinda like how a football is a “pigskin” , a soccer ball is a boarskin
by daboy6969 November 8, 2019
Get the boarskin mug.Person or persons whose excessive, over-exuberant, frenetic and incessant sexual activity propagates mechanical energy waves throughout surrounding structures in the neighbourhood and leaves other residents feeling as if they were onboard an Atlantic trawled
An obsessive compulsive disorder centred around the need for constant sexual stimulation
An obsessive compulsive disorder centred around the need for constant sexual stimulation
by Reddbobcat November 16, 2019
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The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled
by Justketchup May 29, 2020
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In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."
by QuacksO June 4, 2020
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