open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 06, 2015
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Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
by P901 October 24, 2010
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aka. P.O.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of what their political identity is
Veronica identifies as being a supporter of the Reform Party, but she is interested in dating other people, even if they have a different political identity from her. She has a Politically open romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 04, 2021
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BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.
BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!
by public2 November 12, 2022
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Open Face Sandwich

When someone is laying on there back with there mouth open and a male runs towards them jumps and land cock first in their mouth.
I gave my buddy an Open Face Sandwich last night.
by Nyequil May 28, 2022
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Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)
"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."
by tech-decker February 29, 2024
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