Battle of the Sexes

An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.

Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.

Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?

Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.

by AlphaGuy1971 October 10, 2022

Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Battle box

Slang for a loaded magazine or clip

Toss me a battle box, I'm running low

by DaEif July 15, 2024

Europa: the last battle

A movie oy watched by incel virgin cucks who hate minorities because they're upset they can't get laid

Kyle: What is your favorite movie?
Bryan: Europa: the last battle
Kyle: *angrily storms out of the house*

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

battle on!

It's a famous phrase, used in the game AQW (Adventure Quest Worlds) as a war-cry of the players.

Player 1: "Battle on!"
Player 2,3,4 & 5: "Battle on!"

by yungbulu September 30, 2021

Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.

Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*

by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019

weiny battle

A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi

Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.

by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016