Butt Pirates

People who take it up the ass

Damn, look at that Butt Pirate over there!
He So looks like he could be a Butt Pirate!

by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.

I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Butt Salt

The fragments of toilet paper left on ones butt after wiping with cheap toilet paper.

That cheap wipe left butt salt all in my crack.

by Zarha June 14, 2008

Butt-Ass Cold

When it's obscenely cold outside.

Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".

I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.

*Homeless population.

by UNC_UNC_UNC February 21, 2011

Butt Quake

A fart which is so loud and powerful that it reverberates the entire area around the expeller.

Robin: Oh my God, everything in the house is shaking, it's an earth quake!
Chris: Don't worry about it, that was just a butt quake I let loose downstairs.

Local Newscaster: Today we mourn the loss of the twenty people that were killed on this day last year when an unsuspecting local man released a butt quake while on board a city bus.

by MerchantofVenice5 February 4, 2013

butt munch

a very irritable person. Hence the first definition.

"butt munch!"

"stop being such a butt munch"

by hmmmm... that person April 7, 2005

butt hut

a sheet used to make a "tent" around a bunkbed on a fraternity porch in order to create privacy and action.

Did you make it to his butt hut last night?

by hambonedoggie October 29, 2009