depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

Soggy Burrito

When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom

Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.

by Cuban59 March 7, 2024

double burrito

This is when two dicks are in the mouth at the same time

We had a double burrito with Tom and Ellie last night, this girl can blow!

by notsofasthoney March 17, 2024

Throwing the burrito

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.

Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.

by JTBSpartan March 24, 2024

10th Ave Burrito

A shitty place in belmar NJ that serves terrible food, notably the hot diaper enchilada which will put you in severe pain on a beautiful weekend. In fact, this term can also be used as an adjective to describe somebody that looks like a hot mess.

She looked like 10th Ave burrito this morning bruh

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.

I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Burrito Buddy

A burrito that you are intimate with to completion AND you eat it afterwards.

If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.

My Burrito Buddy satisfied me in more ways than one.

by Not Veles' minion June 7, 2022